Introducing the International Mega-Star, Vicky Victoria!!!
Published on 4 Oct 2005 at 7:15 am.
2 Words of Wisdom
Filed under Introductions.
Cuban Jon: So Vicky Victoria… Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to talk with me today.
Vicky Victoria: I guess you are welcome. We got to do this quickly, I have a photoshoot in 30 min.
Cuban Jon: We’ve known eachother for nearly 21 years… I’m sure all of my fans on CubanJon.com would love to meet one of the fabulous people in my life.
Vicky Victoria: I see I see
Cuban Jon: So I decided to start with you, of course.
Vicky Victoria: Well, thank you. I feel honored.
Cuban Jon: You are amazing!! I mean… geez… Even Andy Warhol painted you. I saw it recently and have to say… quite nice!
Vicky Victoria: Yes, it is true. Andy and I go way back. He made that for me during his Campbell Soup days… That was even before Marilyn.
Cuban Jon: So, Vicky Victoria. We all know about your extensive experience with soup… What is your favorite soup?
Vicky Victoria: It would have to be Pasta Fagioli…A nice blend of pasta and chili. Not too spicy and not to boring either. Delicious!
Cuban Jon: Yes… I’d have to say I could go for a little fag-ioli myself! 
Vicky Victoria: And sprinkle a little Romano on that…to die for!
Cuban Jon: A Roman wouldn’t hurt either… especially in one of those loin cloths.
Vicky Victoria: Well of course, CubanJon, it is pronounced Fajool
Vicky Victoria: I do like loin cloths.
Cuban Jon: Vicky Victoria… please keep to the subject and stop twisting my words… This is a family website.
Vicky Victoria: Yes, of course, sorry…
Cuban Jon: So.. What are your plans for the upcoming year?
Vicky Victoria: I have decided to travel during the Christmas holiday. And then in the Spring I will do some understudying. And for Summer I should like to travel some more. London perhaps…
CubanJon: And who, pray tell, will you be studying underneath?
Vicky Victoria: A few very established men and women
Cuban Jon: We all know your Mega-Star status offers you many opportunities.. do you think you can handle that many people at once?
Vicky Victoria: Of course. Over the years I have developed a certain stamina that helps me to keep up with such demanding situations.
Cuban Jon: You sound like a very versatile person. Working so hard under both men AND women must require skills and stamina that most people simply do not posess.
Vicky Victoria: Yes.
Cuban Jon: So… we know how you pay the bills… What about love?
Vicky Victoria: Love…in a word..SUCKS
Cuban Jon: I’m sure my fans would love to know,
Vicky Victoria: I am not one to rain on anybody’s parade; I don’t get down when others are snuggly wuggly. But, for me, it stinks and I am just keeping my options open and having fun.
Cuban Jon: Now… I’ve heard a rumor that, contrary to what the general public has seen on TV and read in the papers, you’ve actually been in a relationship with the Fish Taco King.
Cuban Jon: Sorry to put you on the spot like that… But please tell us more.
Vicky Victoria: I see. Well yes, that rumor is somewhat true. He and I were somewhat of an item as of late. But we recently parted ways.
Cuban Jon: Sorry to hear that… But as we all know. Tacos are only good for so long… and really who wants that fishy smell?
Vicky Victoria: It is a sensitive situation that I would rather not talk about. And yes, tacos do go bad and need to be thrown out eventually.
Vicky Victoria: So i just did a little spring cleaning…In the Fall…
Vicky Victoria: I only have time for one more question…
Cuban Jon: Great… thanks for your time… Here’s the BIG question.
Cuban Jon: Madonna or Gwen Stafani?
Vicky Victoria: Oooo, that’s a tough one C.J. I would have to say Gwen. She has a certain level of class about her that Madonna does not exude. Gwen is much more glamorous too.
Cuban Jon: Vicky Victoria… Thank you for your time today. I know you’re in a hurry to get to your photoshoot. Good luck in your career (not that you’ll need it) and have a great day!!
Vicky Victoria: Thank you C.J. Take care. And send those loin clothed men my way…
Cuban Jon: Any of them that I don’t shag, darling!! (Austin-Style)
Don Patricio Tomas on 5 Oct 2005 at 11:39 pm: 1
Fish Taco King?! Sorry, Miss Vicky, if it is a sore subject, but, you must admit, it really is amusing.
Cuban Jon on 20 Oct 2005 at 11:04 pm: 2
Hola Don Patricio Tomas!! Glad to see ya found me!